Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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