But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
