I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just pee around me
don't judge my taste in strippers
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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