I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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