May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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