I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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