Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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