At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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