I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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