i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
