Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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