i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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