Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
40s are totally the cure
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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