I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
no, he came in my armpit
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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