Do you still have your period?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
God, you're like boner-b-gone
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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