He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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