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i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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