some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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