I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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