Do you still have your period?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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