so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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