Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
They have beer where we have blood.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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