My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
COCAINE IS GR8
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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