he thought i was a dude.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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