But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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