there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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