Nicole vs. Life
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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