I just made out with a guy for $7.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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