I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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