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I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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