How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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