i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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