Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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