marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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