Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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