It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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