you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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