all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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