? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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