Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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