i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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