too bad you live with your parents still
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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