YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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