Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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