I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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