yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
