Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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