Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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