I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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