hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I need to align my fucking chakras
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