Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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