Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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