i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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