Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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