We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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